wayneradiotv:

i don’t WANNA use this site for business this my site for PLEASURE. FUCK!!!!!!!

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collateral-daverage:
“mot and feezbehold.”

collateral-daverage:

mot and feez

behold.

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majormeilani:

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

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kurbiismind:

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Oh hey

You’ve been selected for Slimeware™ :›
Join us
Join us
Joi

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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xubs045:

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Unby spin

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ode-on-a-grecian-butt:
“art by @niochemblyat
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yasmeensh:
“ Anyone miss secret bombable walls only detected by tapping (or maps)?
”

yasmeensh:

Anyone miss secret bombable walls only detected by tapping (or maps)?

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lizardsister:

slitherpunk:

women with horns

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chaser:

From the archives

Image of a satirical news headline reading "Social media should not fact check posts, says child molester Mark Zuckerberg"ALT

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relelvance:

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dmize:

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perenlop:

scizor eat hot dog

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:)

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the-sun-station:

okay, that will be my one (1) post about twitter, forgive me.

have a sergal (me) for your troubles from the lovely zenimakitchen (twitter). I fuckin love how this commission turned out, jesus christ dude.

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